ON THE FOREFRONT: LARGEST BRANE MODEL EVER CONSTRUCTED

A team of physicists and engineers successfully completed the
construction of the largest and most complicated brane model ever.
"We all are very excited", tells spokesperson Massimo Mozzarella,
"it's also the most accurate model built so far - by using of all
plugins and modules that are available, we will be able to cover
all experimental results that the LHC at CERN possibly can produce".

While details were not available as of yet, rumors say that the model contains several dozens of branes, intermingled in a number of extra dimensions. "Until the LHC starts running in 2007, we have more than enough time to further refine and extend the construction, possibly by adding anti-branes on top of it", other sources say, "this will leave the competition in the dust".